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1.1.01
- Alphabet Soup - ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, specifically the news portions of the networks.
- Axe You a Question - When you are dealing with Barnyard Poultry, an axe is a very important instrument. It is the symbol of a dividing line, a seperation delineating things into black and white, good and evil, right and wrong... into life and death. When we Axe you a Question we are driving into the heart of the matter and forcing you to decide the truth of an issue.
- Cannabis Court - (Wikipedia)The "High" Court is apparently just that, high on something. These octogenarians don't strike me as the cocaine or crystal-meth type, but I can see them smoking the reefer.
- Chick - A female at age or younger than the Rooster
- Constructionist -From Webester's Online: one who construes a legal document (as the U.S. Constitution) in a specific way (a strict constructionist)
- Criminal Aliens - Commonly referred to as "illegal immigrants." They are criminals outside of their native country and we refer to them as such.
- Frogs - The French
- From the Compost Shed... - 'Round here the compost ain't made from grass clippings, if you get my... drift.
- From the Rookery - We're always looking out for our Flock around here. This perch, right up on top of the barn, provides a great lookout.
- From under the Oak Tree... - A solemn place where faithful companions are laid to rest.
- From the Hay Loft... - The "lofty" place from which we enunciate policy positions. This is the Barnyard Think Tank.
- From the Watering Trough - Our Opinion, as expressed around the old water tank.
- The Godfather - of talk radio: Rush Limbaugh.
- Hen - A female of age older than the Rooster
- Kooks - The people that vote for turkeys
- Leach - One who mooches off the common pool, such as one who holds a useless government job.
- Idjit - One expressing less than intelligent ideas.
- Momma Hen - The Rooster's honored matron. (That means mother)
- Meishan - Quite possibly the ugliest hog breed on the planet. It also bears a striking resemblance to Ted Kennedy.
- Moron - (from Webster's online) A mentally retarded person who has a potential mental age of between 8 and 12 years and is capable of doing routine work under supervision
- RINO - Republican In Name Only - Refers to a Republican that does not hold to the values typical of the Republican voter. ie non-conserative. Ex: John McCain, Olympia Snowe.
- The New York Slimes - They call themselves the New York Times
- Papa Rooster - The Rooster's honored Sire (paternal)
- Mr. Piggy - Ted Kennedy. See also: Meishan.
- the Sharpei - John F. Kerry, Senator Mass (D) failed Presidential candidate. AKA John F'ing Kerry, John Frankenstein Kerry, John Scarry.
- Slick Willy - I have heard many people say that we should not use names to make fun of people in elected positions. To respect the office, so-to-speak. I say if the shoe fits kick someone with it.
- Swan - A.K.A. Mrs. Rooster
- Shark - Lawyers
- Talking Heads - This specifically refers to Peter Jennings, Dan Rather and... that other guy (see how important they are) but it can refer to any person of little to no importance that speaks for a large organization spitting out policy views.
- Turkey - This is our euphemism for left leaning loonies.
- Unintended Consequences - Every action has an opposite but equal reaction and one unintended consequence.
- Wolves - the Media
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