President Bush fielded questions from the press on his recent trip to Europe. This included one sniveling little anti-American tirade from the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain. The reporter cited a poll across Europe showing that most Europeans disagree with our actions in Afghanistan and Iraq. The poll also showed that Europeans are more afraid of the U.S. than Iran.

You get that? After we saved their behinds in WWI and II, after the 9/11 attacks, after the Madrid bombings, after the London attacks, after Saddam killed millions of his own people and was giving money to terrorists, they still fear us. With Iran and North Korea trying to build nuclear bombs, with the Taliban still trying to take over Afghanistan and Al' Quada still trying to take over Iraq and the neo-Philistines still bombing Isreal, the Euro-wennies still fear America more than Iran.

The Rooster's response to all of this: Damn straight. Don't you forget it.

Just remember, Europe, all those bad guys I mentioned are more afraid of us than they are of you too. The reason Iran ain't launching missiles at Israel is they are afraid of us. The reason N. Korea didn't launch that missile over Japanese air space was they were afraid of us. The reason Al' Quada is pissed off and fighting so hard is they are afraid of us.

You guys in Europe, we either saved yer ass or kicked yer ass. Don't think that we won't / can't / ain't gonna do it again. We're the only nation to ever use a nuke. We're the only nation with the resources to span the globe in war. We have the biggest, bestest, brightest military on the planet.

There is a line drawn very clearly in the sand. On one side is Iran, N. Korea, the neo-Philistines, Al'Quada, the Taliban, and Barbara Streisand. On the other side of the line is the United States of America, Australia, the U.K., Poland, a fleet of nuclear powered super-carriers, a few dozen B-52s and the Marine Corp.

Choose.